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If it's a print-only ad, avoid overselling your appearance with dubious claims like "Sharon Stone look-alike." I started my magazine personal with: "Curvy, almond-eyed writer, fit (good shoulders).

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These are actual ads I copy and pasted for your enjoyment (as well as my personal assessment in bold type).

1) Every woman's dream man You truly enjoy sex and would never with hold sex because we are in an argument.

She’s, by her own definition, a DWJF — divorced, white, Jewish female — and she’s looking for romance.

So why, Ellen, would you take your quest to the land of apartment scams and $10 Ikea dressers?

My ad requested a man "financially stable, kinda handsome, who can slow dance, make me laugh, read between the lines." Cast a wide net and edit out the responses.