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") Cause I`ll need to know how much to pay you back after I rip them off.! I can fill your interior; I see something big and pink. Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore...face should be among them. As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. They call me the Delivery Man, cause I always come in the back door Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper. , I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other. Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex. He is no longer the youngest in the family, we got to meet new baby cousin Evan last weekend.Wish I had a picture of the two of them, will have to get one next time. ) Cause I put the D in Raw Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" Baby your bone structure is giving my "bone" structure.

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...

I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance?

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. , because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight. Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.